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So last night I dreamt I was groped by David Walliams. WHAT THE FUCK, BRAIN? -
BGT Final
"I'd steal you two and adopt you"
hah hah hah Simon's nesting.
Also, is Amanda's dress on backwards?
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sitrep
( So, whass new? ) -
BGT
"Simon, what side of the bed did you get out of this morning? because you were gone when I woke up"
"Me and Dec could do with a pair of benders"
Oh God, Simon likes the Cheeky Monkeys. Where's the real Simon and what have you done with him?
ETA: Oh look, she's playing a chair. How avant garde. Frankly, I'd've buzzed before Piers did...
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BGT
"One woman water fountain"
my mind went quite elsewhere then... *headdesk* -
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Did she just say "my act is canine freestyle"?
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BGT Finale
OK, so I cracked and voted for Damon Scott in the end, but when they were announcing the result I almost wanted it to be Connie, because I thought she'd be the most upset. It was really sweet how the BarWizards immediately looked after her after the announcement, and also that Piers was looking over at her at the edge of the stage while Paul was ( Read more... )